Cheeky Birthday Invitation Wording What Can I Write In A Birthday Card To My Boyfriend?

What can I write in a birthday card to my Boyfriend? - cheeky birthday invitation wording

I bought my friend a birthday card, which is before "on his birthday in this map an exclusive picture of Kylie completely naked and with soap is one of the sound cards with Kylie Minogue says," should be so lucky "When you open it. Apt - Map I'm Kylie. Need to find something that intelligently and courageously to the heart to write .... ideas?